misto or cafe au who gives a...

Misto or Cafe au lait - is there a difference? who cares? and does anyone really care that starbucks doesn't list "short coffee" as a menu option. i don't. i can't stomach such pretentious behavior at 7 o' clock in the morning. Perhaps if it were on the weekend, when I am a bit more stoic (nursing a gin-n-tonic hangover - a bit incoherent with a questionable stream of consciousness) , i would (possibly) let "pseudo-coffee-connoisseurs" exhibit their vast expertise of black apron knowledge. but on a monday morning in my pre-caffeinated state – please move on – order, pay, and be on your merry way...